Location: Australian Discussion Posse HQ - Glorious leader
Guild: ҉ ̵̡̢̢̛̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟&#
Profession: N/E
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Just do Animate Bone Horror OR Bone Minions, if you can get them - seeing as the low level noob island enemies shouldn't be able to put up much of a fight against them.